Zen

After enlightenment, the laundry.

~ Zen Proverb

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Leslie:  I don't know why she was angry with me.

Me:  Maybe because you said, "Why'd you get chocolate all over yourself?!"

Leslie:  But I don't know why she did that.

Me:  I'm guessing it was an accident.  And she wasn't happy about it  And your comment didn't make her feel happier.

(pause)

Leslie:  Why did she do that?