House

The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind. 

~ Khalil Gibran 

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My house is an interesting place to live.  You may have surmised that reading some of the other entries in this blog.  Or you may think that I made all that stuff up.  Either way I win — I either live in an interesting place or I have a freakish imagination.

But I digress...

There are lots of different kinds of houses:
Almshouse - charitable housing provided to people to allow them to live in a particular community.
Boardinghouse - lodgers for extended periods
Chouse - cheat, trick, defraud
Clubhouse - a house where cavemen kept their clubs.  why they lived in caves and kept their clubs in houses remains a mystery of the ancient past.
Flophouse /  Dosshouse - cheap lodging, minimal services

So what kind of house do I live in?  A slaughterhouse.  Except without that first s.