Mama

My mama told me it's not what they call you, 

it's what you answer to.

~ Donna Brazile

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My mama never said there'd be days like this.  That's okay.  She said some other things.  And they were good and important and changed my life perspective.

(pause)

I can't think of any of them right now.

But anyway, don't go judging my mama.  You don't know her.  Not like I do.  You'll make me very angry if you go badmouthing my mama.

You're just lucky my mama also never said knock you out.