Godjuice

(art by Andy Magee)

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening.  After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow.  God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.

~ Josh Billings

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I think that if there was such a thing as Godjuice it would taste like grape juice.  And it would cause you to be able to fly.  It would also make you all-knowing.  I suppose it could be a like a cider from the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge.  Which might not necessarily be a good thing.  Be careful what you wish for.  And also be careful what you drink.