Pizza

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

~ Oscar Wilde

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Leslie's mom does not like Spam.  She says that she has eaten it, but I'm not sure if she has.  I don't know why, but I feel compelled to see if I can't prepare Spam in a way she would like it.  I don't really eat Spam, but this challenge constantly plagues me.

In order to get her to eat it, I think I'd have to lie about what I was serving, though.

I just find it hard to lie to people.  Well, to old people.  Well... 

Who am I kidding?  I am off to perfect my Spam aspic. 

(pause)

Never mind.  I don't feel very well.