Snake

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake which I also keep handy.

~ W. C. Fields

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So the other night I dreamt there was a snake in my house.  I sort of wrestled it into submission, but then let it go ahead and slither around my house.  It was a wild snake, but maybe I thought I had tamed it.  I'm not sure.

Then - again still in my dream - I opened a new gallon of orange juice and a snake slithered out of it.  It was choking and gasping.

When I told Leslie about the dream she said that it meant that "Orange is the New Black" is satanic.

I just remember thinking in my dream, "Wow.  How fresh IS that orange juice?"