Mail

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The first piece of mail I got at my new job as a faculty member at Clemson University was a postcard from Kirk and Jared.  They sent it on their honeymoon in Ireland / England.  It was a postcard about Guinness beer.  That's a nice way for whoever delivers my work mail to be introduced to me.

When they got home, Kirk texted me.

Kirk:  We made it back to Boston!!

Me:  I can't understand your accent.

Kirk:  Pip pip Bonnie lassie.  I have gone and left my tea covy in the luu.  FYI people in England hate when you start a conversation like that.

Me:  FYI so do people in America.