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Sunday, February 9, 2014

Surprises

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
~ Mae West
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I like surprises.  Not the kind that make your heart stop.  And I won't say, "I don't like bad surprises," because there is no such thing as a bad surprise.  That is why they're called surPRIZES.  It might not be spelled that way, but that's what they mean.  They don't mean "surSHITSTORMS."  That's different.

I wonder if there is a rainbow after a shitstorm.  I bet it's not a very pretty one.  Or maybe it is pretty because the storm has passed.

(pause)

No.  I bet a rainbow after a shitstorm is in sepia.